1. I never have to go to work again.
2. I will never set foot on a weight scale.
3. I can eat anything I want but of course I don’t want anything.
4. I can be crabby and everyone still loves me.
5. I can be nice and everyone will cry.
6. I never have to mow the lawn again.
7. I will never wear a wig again.
8. I’m done with doctors, insurance, and hospitals.
9. My brother is super nice to me. Even though he would like to tackle me and eat a raw onion in my face like the old days.
10. I get to tell everyone that I love them and why. Best Part.