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Friday, April 18, 2014

Good Things about Terminal Illness

1.      I never have to go to work again.
2.      I will never set foot on a weight scale.
3.      I can eat anything I want but of course I don’t want anything.
4.      I can be crabby and everyone still loves me.
5.      I can be nice and everyone will cry.
6.      I never have to mow the lawn again.
7.      I will never wear a wig again.
8.      I’m done with doctors, insurance, and hospitals.
9.      My brother is super nice to me. Even though he would like to tackle me and eat a raw onion in my face like the old days.
10.  I get to tell everyone that I love them and why. Best Part.