Good Things about Terminal Illness

1.      I never have to go to work again.

2.      I will never set foot on a weight scale.

3.      I can eat anything I want but of course I don’t want anything.

4.      I can be crabby and everyone still loves me.

5.      I can be nice and everyone will cry.

6.      I never have to mow the lawn again.

7.      I will never wear a wig again.

8.      I’m done with doctors, insurance, and hospitals.

9.      My brother is super nice to me. Even though he would like to tackle me and eat a raw onion in my face like the old days.

10.  I get to tell everyone that I love them and why. Best Part.