1.
I never have to go to work again.
2.
I will never set foot on a weight scale.
3.
I can eat anything I want but of course I don’t want
anything.
4.
I can be crabby and everyone still loves me.
5.
I can be nice and everyone will cry.
6.
I never have to mow the lawn again.
7.
I will never wear a wig again.
8.
I’m done with doctors, insurance, and hospitals.
9.
My brother is super nice to me. Even though he would
like to tackle me and eat a raw onion in my face like the old days.
10. I get to tell everyone that I love them and why. Best
Part.
